Monday, May 31, 2010

Letter to myself

Dear Me

By the time you are reading this I /you should be in grade nine or eight. This year I met so many awesome people i can't name them all though but here are some Brianna, Cassidy ,Jade ,Jessika, Tenaya ,Alyssa , Shayla, Ashleigh ,Allie ,Hailey, Daniel, Ben, Emillie and Taylor. One thing I will never forget is the bus ride home with Kaitlin and Matt.It may sound weird to other people but all I got to say is groundhog (Kaitlin). Another thing I will never forget about this year is english class with Cassidy and Kaylin and math as well. Also gym class with Alyssa and Tenaya (Alyssa crawling across field).One thing also is after school with Jessika and I getting kicked off the transit bus and buying cake and eating it at the bus stop. And when I was at Cianna's with Brianna and Brianna broke the shower rod and in the change r. This year was pretty great all in all I met tons of awesome people and have some great memories oh and Hailey in math class (lick) and Chelsea the axe murder. I can't put my name in this because of creepy old guys trying to kill me. And doing that song presentation in science class with francis and Matt was horrible but funny.And and startbucks with alyssa and Tenaya. Kaylin is my cuddly bug bahahaha she will know what I mean. Kaylin fellin love with _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ in gym class

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The short life of a cursed pickle

One stormy day a pickle named Pam jumped out of her lime green bed and went to go soak in a hot steaming bath filled to the top with dill and vinegar. As the steaming green goo seeped through the door and down the stairs the smoke alarm went off . "BEEP BEEP BEEP!" and out jumped Pam with green slimy foot prints leading down the stair's . She slipped through the door and out onto the soaking cold lawn . Pam was not aware that the green goo from her dill bath had caused such a ruckus to the neighbor hood . Pickle's were lined up for as long as you could see down dill street. But that's odd, they seemed to be laughing...but what was so funny? Was it her oddly shaped nose, what?

Then terrified to look down she realized that she was naked she had just gotten out of the bath. She quickly ripped pieces of grass from her over grown lawn and covered her um well you get the point. Pam the pickle ran inside furious to get back in her baking bath but before she could, she slipped with a loud thump that shook the house, she realized she had forgotten to shut the tap off so dill and vinegar filled the house . All her nice green blouses and skirts were soaked, the only thing she had to wear was a pink over sized t-shirt that said loser in big bold letters and on this street you were considered a loser if you wore pink.

And this time when she ran out of her house people were taking pictures of her oh no what if they ended up on facebook. Then what would she do ? Pam started to run down the street but then all of the sudden ''THUMP!" she ran in too a giant glass wall but she couldn't see on the outside, it was covered in a thick layer of green liquid. What was this and then a stunning light came from the sky "TAKE ME " she bleated ! Then out of no where well actually out of the sky came a giant fork and it was heading right for Pam. Precious Pam started to run, swerve and jump for her live. She ran into her house, flew up the stairs and threw her self in the closet ,locked it with several locks and curled up into a little ball.

But then something came crashing through the roof and came thrashing through the door of the closet and there it was floating there glinting bright silver in every direction. Then with one quick slash through Pam's tummy she was taken out of her neigh boor hood and stuck on a giant platter with many other injured pickle's . But on the upside now it doesn't matter if her picture ends up on facebook. Then there it was a giant mouth and there went Pam . Down to the stomach where she would live the rest of her life. On the upside at least she won't be able to see her picture on facebook anymore ( or did i already mention that already) Well anyway that was the life of the cursed pickle.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Relaxed-peaceful- Happy

As the sweet, little ,brown haired, blue eyed girl walked down the sun lit path of her luscious garden a beautiful blue swallow gracefully flew up to her. The bird started to sing a very peaceful tone. The song was so flowing and elegant it was wonderful. The song brought serenity to the little girl as it sounded so familiar. Her cheeks lit up and her smile widened as the songbirds song became louder and more rejoiced. Later that day .......All the little girl could think about that starry night was the beautiful songbird and the song it sang. She fell asleep with the song playing over and over in her head. Once she was sound asleep there was a loud thump and then there it was, the bird, the beautiful blue song bird as blue as the ocean came so energetic flying down to her . She was on a beautiful arched bridge with amazing designs on the side of it. Alongside the bridge were fields of daisies and tulips of every color . But how did she get here? She thought, was this a dream? Where was she anyway? All of these thoughts quickly ran through her head, but for only a split second, because then the sound of the bird's lovely melody started to overflow all her senses. The scent of the flowers, the sight of the bright blue sky and the puffy white clouds, and of course the sound of the peaceful melody of the songbird. It still sounded like something she has heard before. The little girl started to walk down the bridge and through the meadow of flowers until she found a nice little spot that was padded down. She then realized that the petite little songbird was still following her all the way down the path. That is when it hit her, as solid as a brick, it was the song her mother used to sing to her when she was a baby. Her mother had passed away many years ago and only her mother knew of this lullaby. "Are you my mother "? Asked the little girl she knew it sounded crazy but maybe this was a sign. Knowing she wouldn't get an awnser from the delightful little song bird she started to walk back down the path knowing that there was nothing to be waiting on until.... To her surprise the bird said in the soothing voice of her mother "Yes, but you must speak of this to no one ".
With tears welding up in her eyes she fell to the ground in astonishment of what had just happened. Then things started to get even more bizarre and the petite little song bird disappeared into a big puff of purple smoke as soft looking as lilacs. With the smoke burning and tearing at her eyes she looked up to see a beautiful figure standing in the glistening sunlight that beamed down from the twilight sky. There she was her mother still as radiant and beautiful as she was 5 years ago. Shaking and trembling they hung to each other then her mother pulled a glimmering gold locket from her pocket in this locket it contained a picture of her and her mother and what did she see in the back ground of that picture well it was one of a kinda blue songbird.


The little girl flickered her eyes open to the morning horizon gleaming through the window of her small little bedroom. All she could think about was really it was all a dream but it was so serial . Then everything seemed ok as at that moment she heard the sweet Melody of the song bird then there it was with its petite Little wings and unique features sitting at her window sill. But wait a minute something was off about the tone of the bird . Cause at that moment the little bird coughed up the small little locket . The little girl got out of her bed and snatched the locket from the window sill opened it up and there inside was a picture of her mother and her and on the back embroidered in elegant letters were the word love from your songbird. Then as tears melted down her small face the blue little song bird winked at the little girl and flew away into the morning sky never to be seen again.

The little girl then ran down the hall in to her kitchen she was then over whelmed by the aroma of freshly brewed coffee " Dad dad look what I have " as she gave her father the golden locket " where did you get this he asked "? " A little bird gave it to me " anxiously the little girl said " sure " said her father in a nonchalant voice. Her father gave her back the locket which she slung around her neck onto a flimsy golden chain . As the little girl sat down at the table with her fluffy pancakes witch later on she drowned in syrup she heard the soothing sound of the song birds lullaby. It stopped but continued on and on in her head .Later that day the little girl left to pick some flowers in her lovley garden as she started to wonder deeper into the woods ashe felt a cold breeze that paralized her from turning around . She then felt a tap on her shoulder she was at that moment terrified of what she might see. But There she was her pretty mother standing in the gleaming sunshine. Is this real am I sleeping again she thought? " No your not dreaming little one " said her mother . " How did you know what I was thinking "? Said the little girl . " I am but a figment of you imagination my dear " "oh " said the little girl . Then they walked down the sun lit path holding hands as tight as ever only to have her mother whisked away in the wind . That night when the little girl went to bed the melody ran over and over and over again in her head ..............

long sentance

As the freakishly tall ,scary , smelly, crouchy , grumpy , little boy jumped from the brown creaky old little deck he saw with his big brown shinning eyes a small little grumpy furry ground hog nibbling vigorously through a old rotting log that first started out as a big tall luscious oak tree on the out skirts of sunny tropical California and with one gigantic and long bite out of the old rotting smelly log it snapped and then exploded with an amazing big fiery ball of burning glowing red and orange brightly lit fire come from the old rotting and now exploding vigorously log and as the freakishly tall scary smelly crouchy uptight grumpy bitter little boy watched in amazement another scary looking smelly fat ugly boy with huge feet and bright orange and very lime green shoes witch he got from payless located just north of Wal-Mart Penticton British Columbia beautifulness place on earth in the continent of north America took one long and frightful look at the other freakishly tall scary smelly crouch grumpy little boy and the small grumpy furry ground hog.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A nosey man easedrops on his co workers and regrets what he hears

As Peter the pesty worker was slowly creeping towards the door of his frazzeled co workers office he starts to hear yelling coming from the bright room down the dark hall. So instead he started to creep down the dark hall ..... But then as soon as he started to listen he regets what he has done .He never knew that when ease dropping you could hear bad stuff about them self. All he hears coming from that room is "that Peter has a nose like a cat and a ear like an elephant. At that moment Pesty Peter relized that he should never easedrop again because sometimes you won't like what you here . So from that day on he never easedropped again. He then got annoying nose surgery and also ear reduction surgery. He also went to his huge boss to tell him that he has to fire the other two co workers because they hate him to much. But the bubbly boss said that was not possible and ended up firing pesty Peter because he was to much of a snitchy little tatle tale considering he was a old 40 year old man.

Monday, April 26, 2010

legit-spiffy-rascal-rukus-waddled-raged-cursed-shellfish-skittish-exotic

As Mr mister waddled down the isle with his daughter the exotic shellfish a rucks appeared and with that , all the sudden a giant whale named pearl jumped through the doors with rage. She was very angry because the bride was marring her exe. So the whale put a curse on the shellfish a curse of ugly and also to have no style. Now because the shellfish was immensely ugly the groom ran out almost in tears with the whale because she was so hideous. The shellfish was devistated she ran out with mascara running down her face she was going to go plot her revenge against the whale something much much worse than what she did to her ...... but what she thought. She made a very legit list with many many brilliant plans to get the whale back .Some of the things included getting a wizard to curse her with
A: extremely bad luck forever
B: have the flu forever
or
C: both
The shellfish couldn't decide because if she was sick all the time she would almost feel bad for giving her extremely bad luck . But she did curse her with ugly for ever and stole her groom so both wouldn't hurt well not for the shellfish anyway. The shellfish was a rascal but a spiffy rascal that's is . She went down town and bought her fish wizard for the day. She decided not to curse the whale because maybe it was for thew best plus the wizard was a little to skittish for shellfish but that's werid because the ugly shellfish fell in love with the skittish and they ended up getting married and living happily ever after and she realized that's she should thank the whale but she never did.... THE END

Friday, April 16, 2010

what age do you think is acceptable to drive?

Do you want to drive?I know I do but is it fair to others. Is it worth it to wait longer or to go ahead with more risks of accidents and start now. What do you think is a good age to drive.
Sure they all have there ups and downs ? But what ones are more important than others? Well this is my opinion on this.


I think that 14 year old's should be able to drive. But they should have to take a harder test to get there licence. 14 year old should be able to drive cause then by the time they are 17 they are probably off to collage and they won't want there parents driving them to collage. I agree that some 14 year old shouldn't be driving yet but that's not fair for the ones that are mature enough to drive.That's why I said earlier that the test should be harder for the ones that think they can are responsible enough to drive yet.

The regular 16 years. I think that 16 is a fair age to drive because your in high school and not in middle school anymore . Its nice when you can drive to school or to work because when your 16 you will probably have a job and most people don't want there parents driving them to work . Its a decent age to be able to drive. Its not to old or to young but I do agree that some people may not use it responsibly but the test I hear it's quite hard ,so we should be good. But there are ups and downs but every age is like that.



If you were 18 and still have your learners well honestly that would suck because you wouldn't be able to really freely drive until your 21 and that's pretty long to wait to get your license. When your 18 your pretty close to graduation and before that you should have a job of some sort and you don't still want your parents still driving you around at the age of even 16 really.So I think 18 is way to late to be driving cause you wouldn't get your N until your already 19. But on the up side of that you will be alot more mature than you were when you were 16 or 14. Not saying that 16 and 14 year old aren't responsible just maybe a little less than an 18 year old.



So all in all I think that 14 years old should only be able to drive if they take a harder test and 16 years is the best of all the ages because its in the middle of 14 and 18 which is nice. And 18 is to old to start driving because no one really wants to wait that long to drive. This is my opinion.