The short life of a cursed pickle

One stormy day a pickle named Pam jumped out of her lime green bed and went to go soak in a hot steaming bath filled to the top with dill and vinegar. As the steaming green goo seeped through the door and down the stairs the smoke alarm went off . "BEEP BEEP BEEP!" and out jumped Pam with green slimy foot prints leading down the stair's . She slipped through the door and out onto the soaking cold lawn . Pam was not aware that the green goo from her dill bath had caused such a ruckus to the neighbor hood . Pickle's were lined up for as long as you could see down dill street. But that's odd, they seemed to be laughing...but what was so funny? Was it her oddly shaped nose, what?

Then terrified to look down she realized that she was naked she had just gotten out of the bath. She quickly ripped pieces of grass from her over grown lawn and covered her um well you get the point. Pam the pickle ran inside furious to get back in her baking bath but before she could, she slipped with a loud thump that shook the house, she realized she had forgotten to shut the tap off so dill and vinegar filled the house . All her nice green blouses and skirts were soaked, the only thing she had to wear was a pink over sized t-shirt that said loser in big bold letters and on this street you were considered a loser if you wore pink.

And this time when she ran out of her house people were taking pictures of her oh no what if they ended up on facebook. Then what would she do ? Pam started to run down the street but then all of the sudden ''THUMP!" she ran in too a giant glass wall but she couldn't see on the outside, it was covered in a thick layer of green liquid. What was this and then a stunning light came from the sky "TAKE ME " she bleated ! Then out of no where well actually out of the sky came a giant fork and it was heading right for Pam. Precious Pam started to run, swerve and jump for her live. She ran into her house, flew up the stairs and threw her self in the closet ,locked it with several locks and curled up into a little ball.

But then something came crashing through the roof and came thrashing through the door of the closet and there it was floating there glinting bright silver in every direction. Then with one quick slash through Pam's tummy she was taken out of her neigh boor hood and stuck on a giant platter with many other injured pickle's . But on the upside now it doesn't matter if her picture ends up on facebook. Then there it was a giant mouth and there went Pam . Down to the stomach where she would live the rest of her life. On the upside at least she won't be able to see her picture on facebook anymore ( or did i already mention that already) Well anyway that was the life of the cursed pickle.