Thursday, February 25, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

One week of aweosome

Today I found out I only have one week to live. It all started when I was sitting in my basment playing guitar hero when every thing went all blury . So I went up my old creaky stairs very slowly and told my mom. It turns out I was dignosed with awesomearyamism meaning I am to awesome to exsist in this world. I will only have 7 days to live. So I thought I would spend it getting even more awesome ( if thats even possible). I am going to spend this week having the best time of my life. So I packed my bags of awesomeness and left ....to Hawaii! I got to Hawaii by drag racing a red and silver sports car, a plane and a elephant . As soon as I got off my elephant I headed over to the jungle where I would venture to new and exotic part of hawaii . As I walked through the green and lush jungle I turned around to look at a crazed evil little monkey hissing at me but when I looked it fainted because of how awesome I was I could live through almost anything by being this awesome. I then carried on my way through the jungle ...... I finally got to a huge blue rushing waterfull with water as clear and blue as crystals . I desided this was an aweosme enough spot for me . When woke up the next day I relized that I only had 6 days to live .( OMG) So I desided I would venture on to a different and exotic land I was thinking maybe eygpt or Alaska . I got to Alaska by taking a train a moose and a polar bear . I arived in Alaska in only 2 hours because super aweosme polar bears are very very fast. I started to canoe down a very rocky and harsh river when a hudge pink slimy slamon jumped into the canoe setting it off balance and making me fall in to the chilly alaskan water. I huffed and puffed for air but the water was so rough and rocky that I was lucky to get as many as I did. I then woke up in a dry cave surronded by a family of big foots . All these thoughts rushed through my head "were they going to eat me torture me or what " . No they are to awesome that's why they didn't do any of those thing instead they were very caring and welcoming .I soon had to leave I said my thanks to the big foot family and was on my way . But I wasn't done with Alaska I stayed the night another day just enjoying alaskas view but then I left beautiful Alaska and went ot go explore Eygpt . Toget to eygpt I took a alpaca a camal and a super fast and scruffy donkey.When I was there I went down to the beautiful and flowing nile river . I bought a bringt orange inner tub and started to float down the nile river. But then I blacked out and woke up in the middle of the desert . I started to freak out and run around utili felt the ground under my feet disapear and I started to drop and drop. Until I finally reached the botton when a giant bean bag chair caught me .I looked around and relized that I was in a secret tomb.It was filled with jewl and money andeverything awesome..... But I didn't relise how long I wass tranded in the desert for.So I ended up dieing in a giant pile of money and jewls .And that was the end of me and my awesomeness ...for now.

Friday, February 12, 2010

The fish falling from the sky

One day a beautiful baby giraffe was born with purple spotts and a monkey tale. He was a very loud and crazy hyper giraffe. He was made fun of alot because of it . But one day he was drove to the farthest of his crazinest because he saw that all the fish in madacascar that were purple were now driven out of the jungle. He was very up set that he started to gather all the fish that were purple and yellow fish and put them in bags of water so they wouldl live as he "threw them out of a tree "? He wanted to make a point that purple fish are as great as regular blue orange or green fish that lived in madacascar. He desided to throw them out of a tree to make all the other grifafes think that purple animals were magical and cool ,not crazy and hyper. He bundled up all the fish and climed up the tree the highest , most beautiful lush and giant tree in madacascar. But he did it very carefully so no one saw he swiftfully and gracefully shimy up the tree with the violate fish. He them slarted to drop the fish from the top of the tree and watched as every griffafe ,monkey and other animals watched in amazment. When all the fish were gone and flopping around on the fine sand . The purple griffafe shimied down the tree. By then everyone was gone and it was very dark out . When he got home from putting all the pretty purple puffy fish back into the water. Every griffafe and monkey was in his small little house well not all of them were really in it some were on it. The purple griffafe was scared and nervous for what might happen. But boy was he wrong. They were there to say tehy were sorry for all the teasing him about his purple spotts and the monkey tail he had. The only thought that raced through that griffafes head was " YES"!!

planning fish falling from the sky

where -in madascar

who- Psycho giraffes , has over active imagination and very long legs and is very dumb and is super loud and crazy because his spotts were purple

how-the fish started falling from the sky because the giraffe climed up a tree and started throwing off the top of the tree

plot- The psycho giraffe was starting to go crazy and started throwing fish from a tree he was crazy because his spotts were purple not brown. He would throw the crazy purple and yellow fish at all the other giraffes except his grandma because he loved his grandma

how it started- when the giraffe was born with purple spotts

what kind of fish -purple and yellow slimy scaly with hudge purana teeth

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

superpower

One morning I woke up just like usuall..... untill a hudge ball of fire as hot as the sun in hawaii came crashing through the window. I then woke up agian but this time it didn't feel quite right my eyes were soarer than usuall and my fingers were swollen. I went down to the kitchen and asked my mom if she saw that giant ball of fire come crashing down .... "no , I think you were dreaming". " Well ok then , I guess i was" I replied back to her , but not quite sure her awnser was right....

(Later that morning ) When I was walking to school something very very stange happened . Out of no where this dude with a hudge afro jumped out of the bush and threatened to destroy me with his...... "afro"? I just walked away thinking he was a crazy person. But that was not the last time I saw Afro man! Later that day ,coming home from school Afro man jumped out of the tree in my back yard , I was starting to get alittle bit annoyed with this dude now. This time hard shell tacos started coming out of his afro and was aming at me . Then the stangest thing yet to come fire crackers started to come out of the finger tips and lazer beams out of my eyes making the Afro man disapear into a big fog like cloud. But I had a feeling that was not the last time I would see Afro man. That nigt after diner I went up to my room to think about the crazy day I had just had. When I heard what sounded like ferious dogs and a frustrated man. When I looked out my window I was not surprised to see it was Afro man. He was slumped over my high fence trying to get over it with dogs nipping at his feet. Ok i was really starting to get annoyed with Afro man now . I then jumped out of my bedroom window pushed Afro man off the fence and ran away oh and I also shot him with some lazer beams to slow him down but honestly I don't think he's even close to done with me , or so I thought. When I went to bed I saw a figure standing in my door way with a hudge hat oohhhh wait ......its an AFRO . I then started fireing my red and blue lazer beams out of my eyes they represented ice and fire.Then I found a weakness in me when he started to to shoot donuts at me (whats with this dude and food) my amazing bubble of steal could not stop the delious donuts from coming at me though......

Then something incrideable happend when a hudge alien ship came down and a turtle green beam came out of it and snatched him away proably saving this super heros life I was like "haha" and he was like"curse you I will be back ". But Iwasn't worried because me and my family where moving to california and how would he find me there . A few mounths later .... We were finally seatled in to our new home and I am now famous for saving people from vilans and other dangers they mights face now . I was known as "Jadar".I was quite happy though that no one knows that it was accually me not even my parents cause I didn't tell a soul ...I was brushing my teeth and I heard a familiar noise, ferious dogs and a frustrated man. I looked out the window scared for what I would see but... There was nothing to worrie about because it was just my clumsy neighboor and there angry and partly blind dogs.... THE END!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

my resturant

The Fire Cracker My specialtiy is flavored gum but no just any ordinary flavored gum cupcake flavored and chococlate flavored cookie flavored and any flavor of gum you could imagian because you make it your self .The gum is cooked by mixing with what ever flavor you want and very very sticky cookie dough as stricky as melted gummy bears.....with no flavor at first until they are mixed and explode with flavor . The chairs are big bright bubbles and the waiters are dressed in beautiful bubble dresses and crazy bubble tuxedos. The walls are little sticky prickly circles stuck together and the floor is super bouncable like a flabby cow
The buillding is a crazy big circle that look like a giant bubble . . The entrance is a really wavy slide as wavy as the sea on a stormy day and the exit is a upward slide thing just as fun . But it doesn't just serve gum it serves other stuff to but gum is like half of what it serves.The gum melts in your mouth and sticks to the top of your mouth and never looses flavor . When you first bite into it your mouth explodes with flavor and color.