One week of aweosome

Today I found out I only have one week to live. It all started when I was sitting in my basment playing guitar hero when every thing went all blury . So I went up my old creaky stairs very slowly and told my mom. It turns out I was dignosed with awesomearyamism meaning I am to awesome to exsist in this world. I will only have 7 days to live. So I thought I would spend it getting even more awesome ( if thats even possible). I am going to spend this week having the best time of my life. So I packed my bags of awesomeness and left ....to Hawaii! I got to Hawaii by drag racing a red and silver sports car, a plane and a elephant . As soon as I got off my elephant I headed over to the jungle where I would venture to new and exotic part of hawaii . As I walked through the green and lush jungle I turned around to look at a crazed evil little monkey hissing at me but when I looked it fainted because of how awesome I was I could live through almost anything by being this awesome. I then carried on my way through the jungle ...... I finally got to a huge blue rushing waterfull with water as clear and blue as crystals . I desided this was an aweosme enough spot for me . When woke up the next day I relized that I only had 6 days to live .( OMG) So I desided I would venture on to a different and exotic land I was thinking maybe eygpt or Alaska . I got to Alaska by taking a train a moose and a polar bear . I arived in Alaska in only 2 hours because super aweosme polar bears are very very fast. I started to canoe down a very rocky and harsh river when a hudge pink slimy slamon jumped into the canoe setting it off balance and making me fall in to the chilly alaskan water. I huffed and puffed for air but the water was so rough and rocky that I was lucky to get as many as I did. I then woke up in a dry cave surronded by a family of big foots . All these thoughts rushed through my head "were they going to eat me torture me or what " . No they are to awesome that's why they didn't do any of those thing instead they were very caring and welcoming .I soon had to leave I said my thanks to the big foot family and was on my way . But I wasn't done with Alaska I stayed the night another day just enjoying alaskas view but then I left beautiful Alaska and went ot go explore Eygpt . Toget to eygpt I took a alpaca a camal and a super fast and scruffy donkey.When I was there I went down to the beautiful and flowing nile river . I bought a bringt orange inner tub and started to float down the nile river. But then I blacked out and woke up in the middle of the desert . I started to freak out and run around utili felt the ground under my feet disapear and I started to drop and drop. Until I finally reached the botton when a giant bean bag chair caught me .I looked around and relized that I was in a secret tomb.It was filled with jewl and money andeverything awesome..... But I didn't relise how long I wass tranded in the desert for.So I ended up dieing in a giant pile of money and jewls .And that was the end of me and my awesomeness ...for now.