Thursday, March 25, 2010

scardy student

Tomorrow Kaitlin starts middle school .Her older and smarter friend Sam says that middle school is horrible and that she should be scared about it.But did I mention that Sam was the biggest nerd in the school. So school is not the best place for her . But for Kaitlin it should be fine but Kaitlin doesn't think that it will be good. Because she has a huge fear of raccoons, stairs and pencils . Which won't help her much considering she is going to be using a pencil stairs almost everyday now . But raccoons , she wouldn't have thought that she would have to worry about raccoons in her life until ..... tomorrow morning when she walks in the school doors to see her worst nightmare a live school raccoon mascot . But she wasn't aware that her new school will have a rapid nasty raccoon. So other than raccoons , she prepared a safety kit for school. What is in the kit you may ask well that is listed below.



- an escalator ( for the stairs) portable of coarse

-and a hole lot of pens ( so she won't risk getting a splinter from the pencils )

Later that night she packed her lunch and her safety kit in her back pack and then she was off to bed............... BEEP BEEP BEEP

Grrrrrr it was time for school Kaitlin thought as she rolled out of bed onto her fuzzy orange rug. She got dressed wearing her favorite outfit , her faded skinnes and her green hoodie with her hair pulled back in a perky ponytail. She went down stairs to have her favorite breakfast , waffles with strawberries and whipped cream . She finished up and put her backpack on and then started walking to school taking her time because she really didn't want to go to school . But then some weird creeper guy started to follow her in his MINI VAN so... she started to bolt to school not looking back once. She then reached the doors of her worst nightmare or so she thought . She went to the first floor using her portable escalator checked what her homeroom number was 309 off to the third floor with her escalator ,for some odd reason people looked at her funny when she pulled out her little escalator and started sliding up the stairs. So she started to not use it as much because she was being bullied , instead she decided to start using the elevator .



But one horrible day she was going in the elevator and they were bringing in the live raccoon mascot . The raccoon started to hiss and spit when she walked in the elevator . And right when she was about to leave and head for the ( omg ) stairs . The elevator door closed and she was locked in there for who knows how long ( maybe 10 seconds) But then tragedy struck and the power went off and the estimated time on the on the power outage was 15 minutes . SERIOUSLY 15 minutes with the raccoon in the elevator. Kaitlin thought that her life was over. But then the trainer of the raccoon started to calm the raccoon down. She told Kaitlin that the raccoon was only worked up because he could smell Kaitlin's fear. After the power came back on and Kaitlin went to her next class . She made a decision not to be scared of raccoons, because they can smell fear so if she doesn't want them to start hissing at her ,all she has to do is not be scared. And maybe just maybe pencils wouldn't give her splinters if she wasn't scared to use them ,but no that didn't work so she just stuck to pens for the rest of her life.

Many years later after graduation Kaitlin opened up a white out and pen factory for all the other people that didn't like getting splinters... The end

No comments:

Post a Comment