Dear Me
By the time you are reading this I /you should be in grade nine or eight. This year I met so many awesome people i can't name them all though but here are some Brianna, Cassidy ,Jade ,Jessika, Tenaya ,Alyssa , Shayla, Ashleigh ,Allie ,Hailey, Daniel, Ben, Emillie and Taylor. One thing I will never forget is the bus ride home with Kaitlin and Matt.It may sound weird to other people but all I got to say is groundhog (Kaitlin). Another thing I will never forget about this year is english class with Cassidy and Kaylin and math as well. Also gym class with Alyssa and Tenaya (Alyssa crawling across field).One thing also is after school with Jessika and I getting kicked off the transit bus and buying cake and eating it at the bus stop. And when I was at Cianna's with Brianna and Brianna broke the shower rod and in the change r. This year was pretty great all in all I met tons of awesome people and have some great memories oh and Hailey in math class (lick) and Chelsea the axe murder. I can't put my name in this because of creepy old guys trying to kill me. And doing that song presentation in science class with francis and Matt was horrible but funny.And and startbucks with alyssa and Tenaya. Kaylin is my cuddly bug bahahaha she will know what I mean. Kaylin fellin love with _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ in gym class
Monday, May 31, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
The short life of a cursed pickle
One stormy day a pickle named Pam jumped out of her lime green bed and went to go soak in a hot steaming bath filled to the top with dill and vinegar. As the steaming green goo seeped through the door and down the stairs the smoke alarm went off . "BEEP BEEP BEEP!" and out jumped Pam with green slimy foot prints leading down the stair's . She slipped through the door and out onto the soaking cold lawn . Pam was not aware that the green goo from her dill bath had caused such a ruckus to the neighbor hood . Pickle's were lined up for as long as you could see down dill street. But that's odd, they seemed to be laughing...but what was so funny? Was it her oddly shaped nose, what?
Then terrified to look down she realized that she was naked she had just gotten out of the bath. She quickly ripped pieces of grass from her over grown lawn and covered her um well you get the point. Pam the pickle ran inside furious to get back in her baking bath but before she could, she slipped with a loud thump that shook the house, she realized she had forgotten to shut the tap off so dill and vinegar filled the house . All her nice green blouses and skirts were soaked, the only thing she had to wear was a pink over sized t-shirt that said loser in big bold letters and on this street you were considered a loser if you wore pink.
And this time when she ran out of her house people were taking pictures of her oh no what if they ended up on facebook. Then what would she do ? Pam started to run down the street but then all of the sudden ''THUMP!" she ran in too a giant glass wall but she couldn't see on the outside, it was covered in a thick layer of green liquid. What was this and then a stunning light came from the sky "TAKE ME " she bleated ! Then out of no where well actually out of the sky came a giant fork and it was heading right for Pam. Precious Pam started to run, swerve and jump for her live. She ran into her house, flew up the stairs and threw her self in the closet ,locked it with several locks and curled up into a little ball.
But then something came crashing through the roof and came thrashing through the door of the closet and there it was floating there glinting bright silver in every direction. Then with one quick slash through Pam's tummy she was taken out of her neigh boor hood and stuck on a giant platter with many other injured pickle's . But on the upside now it doesn't matter if her picture ends up on facebook. Then there it was a giant mouth and there went Pam . Down to the stomach where she would live the rest of her life. On the upside at least she won't be able to see her picture on facebook anymore ( or did i already mention that already) Well anyway that was the life of the cursed pickle.
Then terrified to look down she realized that she was naked she had just gotten out of the bath. She quickly ripped pieces of grass from her over grown lawn and covered her um well you get the point. Pam the pickle ran inside furious to get back in her baking bath but before she could, she slipped with a loud thump that shook the house, she realized she had forgotten to shut the tap off so dill and vinegar filled the house . All her nice green blouses and skirts were soaked, the only thing she had to wear was a pink over sized t-shirt that said loser in big bold letters and on this street you were considered a loser if you wore pink.
And this time when she ran out of her house people were taking pictures of her oh no what if they ended up on facebook. Then what would she do ? Pam started to run down the street but then all of the sudden ''THUMP!" she ran in too a giant glass wall but she couldn't see on the outside, it was covered in a thick layer of green liquid. What was this and then a stunning light came from the sky "TAKE ME " she bleated ! Then out of no where well actually out of the sky came a giant fork and it was heading right for Pam. Precious Pam started to run, swerve and jump for her live. She ran into her house, flew up the stairs and threw her self in the closet ,locked it with several locks and curled up into a little ball.
But then something came crashing through the roof and came thrashing through the door of the closet and there it was floating there glinting bright silver in every direction. Then with one quick slash through Pam's tummy she was taken out of her neigh boor hood and stuck on a giant platter with many other injured pickle's . But on the upside now it doesn't matter if her picture ends up on facebook. Then there it was a giant mouth and there went Pam . Down to the stomach where she would live the rest of her life. On the upside at least she won't be able to see her picture on facebook anymore ( or did i already mention that already) Well anyway that was the life of the cursed pickle.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Relaxed-peaceful- Happy
As the sweet, little ,brown haired, blue eyed girl walked down the sun lit path of her luscious garden a beautiful blue swallow gracefully flew up to her. The bird started to sing a very peaceful tone. The song was so flowing and elegant it was wonderful. The song brought serenity to the little girl as it sounded so familiar. Her cheeks lit up and her smile widened as the songbirds song became louder and more rejoiced. Later that day .......All the little girl could think about that starry night was the beautiful songbird and the song it sang. She fell asleep with the song playing over and over in her head. Once she was sound asleep there was a loud thump and then there it was, the bird, the beautiful blue song bird as blue as the ocean came so energetic flying down to her . She was on a beautiful arched bridge with amazing designs on the side of it. Alongside the bridge were fields of daisies and tulips of every color . But how did she get here? She thought, was this a dream? Where was she anyway? All of these thoughts quickly ran through her head, but for only a split second, because then the sound of the bird's lovely melody started to overflow all her senses. The scent of the flowers, the sight of the bright blue sky and the puffy white clouds, and of course the sound of the peaceful melody of the songbird. It still sounded like something she has heard before. The little girl started to walk down the bridge and through the meadow of flowers until she found a nice little spot that was padded down. She then realized that the petite little songbird was still following her all the way down the path. That is when it hit her, as solid as a brick, it was the song her mother used to sing to her when she was a baby. Her mother had passed away many years ago and only her mother knew of this lullaby. "Are you my mother "? Asked the little girl she knew it sounded crazy but maybe this was a sign. Knowing she wouldn't get an awnser from the delightful little song bird she started to walk back down the path knowing that there was nothing to be waiting on until.... To her surprise the bird said in the soothing voice of her mother "Yes, but you must speak of this to no one ".
With tears welding up in her eyes she fell to the ground in astonishment of what had just happened. Then things started to get even more bizarre and the petite little song bird disappeared into a big puff of purple smoke as soft looking as lilacs. With the smoke burning and tearing at her eyes she looked up to see a beautiful figure standing in the glistening sunlight that beamed down from the twilight sky. There she was her mother still as radiant and beautiful as she was 5 years ago. Shaking and trembling they hung to each other then her mother pulled a glimmering gold locket from her pocket in this locket it contained a picture of her and her mother and what did she see in the back ground of that picture well it was one of a kinda blue songbird.
The little girl flickered her eyes open to the morning horizon gleaming through the window of her small little bedroom. All she could think about was really it was all a dream but it was so serial . Then everything seemed ok as at that moment she heard the sweet Melody of the song bird then there it was with its petite Little wings and unique features sitting at her window sill. But wait a minute something was off about the tone of the bird . Cause at that moment the little bird coughed up the small little locket . The little girl got out of her bed and snatched the locket from the window sill opened it up and there inside was a picture of her mother and her and on the back embroidered in elegant letters were the word love from your songbird. Then as tears melted down her small face the blue little song bird winked at the little girl and flew away into the morning sky never to be seen again.
The little girl then ran down the hall in to her kitchen she was then over whelmed by the aroma of freshly brewed coffee " Dad dad look what I have " as she gave her father the golden locket " where did you get this he asked "? " A little bird gave it to me " anxiously the little girl said " sure " said her father in a nonchalant voice. Her father gave her back the locket which she slung around her neck onto a flimsy golden chain . As the little girl sat down at the table with her fluffy pancakes witch later on she drowned in syrup she heard the soothing sound of the song birds lullaby. It stopped but continued on and on in her head .Later that day the little girl left to pick some flowers in her lovley garden as she started to wonder deeper into the woods ashe felt a cold breeze that paralized her from turning around . She then felt a tap on her shoulder she was at that moment terrified of what she might see. But There she was her pretty mother standing in the gleaming sunshine. Is this real am I sleeping again she thought? " No your not dreaming little one " said her mother . " How did you know what I was thinking "? Said the little girl . " I am but a figment of you imagination my dear " "oh " said the little girl . Then they walked down the sun lit path holding hands as tight as ever only to have her mother whisked away in the wind . That night when the little girl went to bed the melody ran over and over and over again in her head ..............
With tears welding up in her eyes she fell to the ground in astonishment of what had just happened. Then things started to get even more bizarre and the petite little song bird disappeared into a big puff of purple smoke as soft looking as lilacs. With the smoke burning and tearing at her eyes she looked up to see a beautiful figure standing in the glistening sunlight that beamed down from the twilight sky. There she was her mother still as radiant and beautiful as she was 5 years ago. Shaking and trembling they hung to each other then her mother pulled a glimmering gold locket from her pocket in this locket it contained a picture of her and her mother and what did she see in the back ground of that picture well it was one of a kinda blue songbird.
The little girl flickered her eyes open to the morning horizon gleaming through the window of her small little bedroom. All she could think about was really it was all a dream but it was so serial . Then everything seemed ok as at that moment she heard the sweet Melody of the song bird then there it was with its petite Little wings and unique features sitting at her window sill. But wait a minute something was off about the tone of the bird . Cause at that moment the little bird coughed up the small little locket . The little girl got out of her bed and snatched the locket from the window sill opened it up and there inside was a picture of her mother and her and on the back embroidered in elegant letters were the word love from your songbird. Then as tears melted down her small face the blue little song bird winked at the little girl and flew away into the morning sky never to be seen again.
The little girl then ran down the hall in to her kitchen she was then over whelmed by the aroma of freshly brewed coffee " Dad dad look what I have " as she gave her father the golden locket " where did you get this he asked "? " A little bird gave it to me " anxiously the little girl said " sure " said her father in a nonchalant voice. Her father gave her back the locket which she slung around her neck onto a flimsy golden chain . As the little girl sat down at the table with her fluffy pancakes witch later on she drowned in syrup she heard the soothing sound of the song birds lullaby. It stopped but continued on and on in her head .Later that day the little girl left to pick some flowers in her lovley garden as she started to wonder deeper into the woods ashe felt a cold breeze that paralized her from turning around . She then felt a tap on her shoulder she was at that moment terrified of what she might see. But There she was her pretty mother standing in the gleaming sunshine. Is this real am I sleeping again she thought? " No your not dreaming little one " said her mother . " How did you know what I was thinking "? Said the little girl . " I am but a figment of you imagination my dear " "oh " said the little girl . Then they walked down the sun lit path holding hands as tight as ever only to have her mother whisked away in the wind . That night when the little girl went to bed the melody ran over and over and over again in her head ..............
long sentance
As the freakishly tall ,scary , smelly, crouchy , grumpy , little boy jumped from the brown creaky old little deck he saw with his big brown shinning eyes a small little grumpy furry ground hog nibbling vigorously through a old rotting log that first started out as a big tall luscious oak tree on the out skirts of sunny tropical California and with one gigantic and long bite out of the old rotting smelly log it snapped and then exploded with an amazing big fiery ball of burning glowing red and orange brightly lit fire come from the old rotting and now exploding vigorously log and as the freakishly tall scary smelly crouchy uptight grumpy bitter little boy watched in amazement another scary looking smelly fat ugly boy with huge feet and bright orange and very lime green shoes witch he got from payless located just north of Wal-Mart Penticton British Columbia beautifulness place on earth in the continent of north America took one long and frightful look at the other freakishly tall scary smelly crouch grumpy little boy and the small grumpy furry ground hog.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
A nosey man easedrops on his co workers and regrets what he hears
As Peter the pesty worker was slowly creeping towards the door of his frazzeled co workers office he starts to hear yelling coming from the bright room down the dark hall. So instead he started to creep down the dark hall ..... But then as soon as he started to listen he regets what he has done .He never knew that when ease dropping you could hear bad stuff about them self. All he hears coming from that room is "that Peter has a nose like a cat and a ear like an elephant. At that moment Pesty Peter relized that he should never easedrop again because sometimes you won't like what you here . So from that day on he never easedropped again. He then got annoying nose surgery and also ear reduction surgery. He also went to his huge boss to tell him that he has to fire the other two co workers because they hate him to much. But the bubbly boss said that was not possible and ended up firing pesty Peter because he was to much of a snitchy little tatle tale considering he was a old 40 year old man.
Monday, April 26, 2010
legit-spiffy-rascal-rukus-waddled-raged-cursed-shellfish-skittish-exotic
As Mr mister waddled down the isle with his daughter the exotic shellfish a rucks appeared and with that , all the sudden a giant whale named pearl jumped through the doors with rage. She was very angry because the bride was marring her exe. So the whale put a curse on the shellfish a curse of ugly and also to have no style. Now because the shellfish was immensely ugly the groom ran out almost in tears with the whale because she was so hideous. The shellfish was devistated she ran out with mascara running down her face she was going to go plot her revenge against the whale something much much worse than what she did to her ...... but what she thought. She made a very legit list with many many brilliant plans to get the whale back .Some of the things included getting a wizard to curse her with
A: extremely bad luck forever
B: have the flu forever
or
C: both
The shellfish couldn't decide because if she was sick all the time she would almost feel bad for giving her extremely bad luck . But she did curse her with ugly for ever and stole her groom so both wouldn't hurt well not for the shellfish anyway. The shellfish was a rascal but a spiffy rascal that's is . She went down town and bought her fish wizard for the day. She decided not to curse the whale because maybe it was for thew best plus the wizard was a little to skittish for shellfish but that's werid because the ugly shellfish fell in love with the skittish and they ended up getting married and living happily ever after and she realized that's she should thank the whale but she never did.... THE END
A: extremely bad luck forever
B: have the flu forever
or
C: both
The shellfish couldn't decide because if she was sick all the time she would almost feel bad for giving her extremely bad luck . But she did curse her with ugly for ever and stole her groom so both wouldn't hurt well not for the shellfish anyway. The shellfish was a rascal but a spiffy rascal that's is . She went down town and bought her fish wizard for the day. She decided not to curse the whale because maybe it was for thew best plus the wizard was a little to skittish for shellfish but that's werid because the ugly shellfish fell in love with the skittish and they ended up getting married and living happily ever after and she realized that's she should thank the whale but she never did.... THE END
Friday, April 16, 2010
what age do you think is acceptable to drive?
Do you want to drive?I know I do but is it fair to others. Is it worth it to wait longer or to go ahead with more risks of accidents and start now. What do you think is a good age to drive.
Sure they all have there ups and downs ? But what ones are more important than others? Well this is my opinion on this.
I think that 14 year old's should be able to drive. But they should have to take a harder test to get there licence. 14 year old should be able to drive cause then by the time they are 17 they are probably off to collage and they won't want there parents driving them to collage. I agree that some 14 year old shouldn't be driving yet but that's not fair for the ones that are mature enough to drive.That's why I said earlier that the test should be harder for the ones that think they can are responsible enough to drive yet.
The regular 16 years. I think that 16 is a fair age to drive because your in high school and not in middle school anymore . Its nice when you can drive to school or to work because when your 16 you will probably have a job and most people don't want there parents driving them to work . Its a decent age to be able to drive. Its not to old or to young but I do agree that some people may not use it responsibly but the test I hear it's quite hard ,so we should be good. But there are ups and downs but every age is like that.
If you were 18 and still have your learners well honestly that would suck because you wouldn't be able to really freely drive until your 21 and that's pretty long to wait to get your license. When your 18 your pretty close to graduation and before that you should have a job of some sort and you don't still want your parents still driving you around at the age of even 16 really.So I think 18 is way to late to be driving cause you wouldn't get your N until your already 19. But on the up side of that you will be alot more mature than you were when you were 16 or 14. Not saying that 16 and 14 year old aren't responsible just maybe a little less than an 18 year old.
So all in all I think that 14 years old should only be able to drive if they take a harder test and 16 years is the best of all the ages because its in the middle of 14 and 18 which is nice. And 18 is to old to start driving because no one really wants to wait that long to drive. This is my opinion.
Sure they all have there ups and downs ? But what ones are more important than others? Well this is my opinion on this.
I think that 14 year old's should be able to drive. But they should have to take a harder test to get there licence. 14 year old should be able to drive cause then by the time they are 17 they are probably off to collage and they won't want there parents driving them to collage. I agree that some 14 year old shouldn't be driving yet but that's not fair for the ones that are mature enough to drive.That's why I said earlier that the test should be harder for the ones that think they can are responsible enough to drive yet.
The regular 16 years. I think that 16 is a fair age to drive because your in high school and not in middle school anymore . Its nice when you can drive to school or to work because when your 16 you will probably have a job and most people don't want there parents driving them to work . Its a decent age to be able to drive. Its not to old or to young but I do agree that some people may not use it responsibly but the test I hear it's quite hard ,so we should be good. But there are ups and downs but every age is like that.
If you were 18 and still have your learners well honestly that would suck because you wouldn't be able to really freely drive until your 21 and that's pretty long to wait to get your license. When your 18 your pretty close to graduation and before that you should have a job of some sort and you don't still want your parents still driving you around at the age of even 16 really.So I think 18 is way to late to be driving cause you wouldn't get your N until your already 19. But on the up side of that you will be alot more mature than you were when you were 16 or 14. Not saying that 16 and 14 year old aren't responsible just maybe a little less than an 18 year old.
So all in all I think that 14 years old should only be able to drive if they take a harder test and 16 years is the best of all the ages because its in the middle of 14 and 18 which is nice. And 18 is to old to start driving because no one really wants to wait that long to drive. This is my opinion.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
scardy student
Tomorrow Kaitlin starts middle school .Her older and smarter friend Sam says that middle school is horrible and that she should be scared about it.But did I mention that Sam was the biggest nerd in the school. So school is not the best place for her . But for Kaitlin it should be fine but Kaitlin doesn't think that it will be good. Because she has a huge fear of raccoons, stairs and pencils . Which won't help her much considering she is going to be using a pencil stairs almost everyday now . But raccoons , she wouldn't have thought that she would have to worry about raccoons in her life until ..... tomorrow morning when she walks in the school doors to see her worst nightmare a live school raccoon mascot . But she wasn't aware that her new school will have a rapid nasty raccoon. So other than raccoons , she prepared a safety kit for school. What is in the kit you may ask well that is listed below.
- an escalator ( for the stairs) portable of coarse
-and a hole lot of pens ( so she won't risk getting a splinter from the pencils )
Later that night she packed her lunch and her safety kit in her back pack and then she was off to bed............... BEEP BEEP BEEP
Grrrrrr it was time for school Kaitlin thought as she rolled out of bed onto her fuzzy orange rug. She got dressed wearing her favorite outfit , her faded skinnes and her green hoodie with her hair pulled back in a perky ponytail. She went down stairs to have her favorite breakfast , waffles with strawberries and whipped cream . She finished up and put her backpack on and then started walking to school taking her time because she really didn't want to go to school . But then some weird creeper guy started to follow her in his MINI VAN so... she started to bolt to school not looking back once. She then reached the doors of her worst nightmare or so she thought . She went to the first floor using her portable escalator checked what her homeroom number was 309 off to the third floor with her escalator ,for some odd reason people looked at her funny when she pulled out her little escalator and started sliding up the stairs. So she started to not use it as much because she was being bullied , instead she decided to start using the elevator .
But one horrible day she was going in the elevator and they were bringing in the live raccoon mascot . The raccoon started to hiss and spit when she walked in the elevator . And right when she was about to leave and head for the ( omg ) stairs . The elevator door closed and she was locked in there for who knows how long ( maybe 10 seconds) But then tragedy struck and the power went off and the estimated time on the on the power outage was 15 minutes . SERIOUSLY 15 minutes with the raccoon in the elevator. Kaitlin thought that her life was over. But then the trainer of the raccoon started to calm the raccoon down. She told Kaitlin that the raccoon was only worked up because he could smell Kaitlin's fear. After the power came back on and Kaitlin went to her next class . She made a decision not to be scared of raccoons, because they can smell fear so if she doesn't want them to start hissing at her ,all she has to do is not be scared. And maybe just maybe pencils wouldn't give her splinters if she wasn't scared to use them ,but no that didn't work so she just stuck to pens for the rest of her life.
Many years later after graduation Kaitlin opened up a white out and pen factory for all the other people that didn't like getting splinters... The end
- an escalator ( for the stairs) portable of coarse
-and a hole lot of pens ( so she won't risk getting a splinter from the pencils )
Later that night she packed her lunch and her safety kit in her back pack and then she was off to bed............... BEEP BEEP BEEP
Grrrrrr it was time for school Kaitlin thought as she rolled out of bed onto her fuzzy orange rug. She got dressed wearing her favorite outfit , her faded skinnes and her green hoodie with her hair pulled back in a perky ponytail. She went down stairs to have her favorite breakfast , waffles with strawberries and whipped cream . She finished up and put her backpack on and then started walking to school taking her time because she really didn't want to go to school . But then some weird creeper guy started to follow her in his MINI VAN so... she started to bolt to school not looking back once. She then reached the doors of her worst nightmare or so she thought . She went to the first floor using her portable escalator checked what her homeroom number was 309 off to the third floor with her escalator ,for some odd reason people looked at her funny when she pulled out her little escalator and started sliding up the stairs. So she started to not use it as much because she was being bullied , instead she decided to start using the elevator .
But one horrible day she was going in the elevator and they were bringing in the live raccoon mascot . The raccoon started to hiss and spit when she walked in the elevator . And right when she was about to leave and head for the ( omg ) stairs . The elevator door closed and she was locked in there for who knows how long ( maybe 10 seconds) But then tragedy struck and the power went off and the estimated time on the on the power outage was 15 minutes . SERIOUSLY 15 minutes with the raccoon in the elevator. Kaitlin thought that her life was over. But then the trainer of the raccoon started to calm the raccoon down. She told Kaitlin that the raccoon was only worked up because he could smell Kaitlin's fear. After the power came back on and Kaitlin went to her next class . She made a decision not to be scared of raccoons, because they can smell fear so if she doesn't want them to start hissing at her ,all she has to do is not be scared. And maybe just maybe pencils wouldn't give her splinters if she wasn't scared to use them ,but no that didn't work so she just stuck to pens for the rest of her life.
Many years later after graduation Kaitlin opened up a white out and pen factory for all the other people that didn't like getting splinters... The end
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
One week of aweosome
Today I found out I only have one week to live. It all started when I was sitting in my basment playing guitar hero when every thing went all blury . So I went up my old creaky stairs very slowly and told my mom. It turns out I was dignosed with awesomearyamism meaning I am to awesome to exsist in this world. I will only have 7 days to live. So I thought I would spend it getting even more awesome ( if thats even possible). I am going to spend this week having the best time of my life. So I packed my bags of awesomeness and left ....to Hawaii! I got to Hawaii by drag racing a red and silver sports car, a plane and a elephant . As soon as I got off my elephant I headed over to the jungle where I would venture to new and exotic part of hawaii . As I walked through the green and lush jungle I turned around to look at a crazed evil little monkey hissing at me but when I looked it fainted because of how awesome I was I could live through almost anything by being this awesome. I then carried on my way through the jungle ...... I finally got to a huge blue rushing waterfull with water as clear and blue as crystals . I desided this was an aweosme enough spot for me . When woke up the next day I relized that I only had 6 days to live .( OMG) So I desided I would venture on to a different and exotic land I was thinking maybe eygpt or Alaska . I got to Alaska by taking a train a moose and a polar bear . I arived in Alaska in only 2 hours because super aweosme polar bears are very very fast. I started to canoe down a very rocky and harsh river when a hudge pink slimy slamon jumped into the canoe setting it off balance and making me fall in to the chilly alaskan water. I huffed and puffed for air but the water was so rough and rocky that I was lucky to get as many as I did. I then woke up in a dry cave surronded by a family of big foots . All these thoughts rushed through my head "were they going to eat me torture me or what " . No they are to awesome that's why they didn't do any of those thing instead they were very caring and welcoming .I soon had to leave I said my thanks to the big foot family and was on my way . But I wasn't done with Alaska I stayed the night another day just enjoying alaskas view but then I left beautiful Alaska and went ot go explore Eygpt . Toget to eygpt I took a alpaca a camal and a super fast and scruffy donkey.When I was there I went down to the beautiful and flowing nile river . I bought a bringt orange inner tub and started to float down the nile river. But then I blacked out and woke up in the middle of the desert . I started to freak out and run around utili felt the ground under my feet disapear and I started to drop and drop. Until I finally reached the botton when a giant bean bag chair caught me .I looked around and relized that I was in a secret tomb.It was filled with jewl and money andeverything awesome..... But I didn't relise how long I wass tranded in the desert for.So I ended up dieing in a giant pile of money and jewls .And that was the end of me and my awesomeness ...for now.
Friday, February 12, 2010
The fish falling from the sky
One day a beautiful baby giraffe was born with purple spotts and a monkey tale. He was a very loud and crazy hyper giraffe. He was made fun of alot because of it . But one day he was drove to the farthest of his crazinest because he saw that all the fish in madacascar that were purple were now driven out of the jungle. He was very up set that he started to gather all the fish that were purple and yellow fish and put them in bags of water so they wouldl live as he "threw them out of a tree "? He wanted to make a point that purple fish are as great as regular blue orange or green fish that lived in madacascar. He desided to throw them out of a tree to make all the other grifafes think that purple animals were magical and cool ,not crazy and hyper. He bundled up all the fish and climed up the tree the highest , most beautiful lush and giant tree in madacascar. But he did it very carefully so no one saw he swiftfully and gracefully shimy up the tree with the violate fish. He them slarted to drop the fish from the top of the tree and watched as every griffafe ,monkey and other animals watched in amazment. When all the fish were gone and flopping around on the fine sand . The purple griffafe shimied down the tree. By then everyone was gone and it was very dark out . When he got home from putting all the pretty purple puffy fish back into the water. Every griffafe and monkey was in his small little house well not all of them were really in it some were on it. The purple griffafe was scared and nervous for what might happen. But boy was he wrong. They were there to say tehy were sorry for all the teasing him about his purple spotts and the monkey tail he had. The only thought that raced through that griffafes head was " YES"!!
planning fish falling from the sky
where -in madascar
who- Psycho giraffes , has over active imagination and very long legs and is very dumb and is super loud and crazy because his spotts were purple
how-the fish started falling from the sky because the giraffe climed up a tree and started throwing off the top of the tree
plot- The psycho giraffe was starting to go crazy and started throwing fish from a tree he was crazy because his spotts were purple not brown. He would throw the crazy purple and yellow fish at all the other giraffes except his grandma because he loved his grandma
how it started- when the giraffe was born with purple spotts
what kind of fish -purple and yellow slimy scaly with hudge purana teeth
who- Psycho giraffes , has over active imagination and very long legs and is very dumb and is super loud and crazy because his spotts were purple
how-the fish started falling from the sky because the giraffe climed up a tree and started throwing off the top of the tree
plot- The psycho giraffe was starting to go crazy and started throwing fish from a tree he was crazy because his spotts were purple not brown. He would throw the crazy purple and yellow fish at all the other giraffes except his grandma because he loved his grandma
how it started- when the giraffe was born with purple spotts
what kind of fish -purple and yellow slimy scaly with hudge purana teeth
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
superpower
One morning I woke up just like usuall..... untill a hudge ball of fire as hot as the sun in hawaii came crashing through the window. I then woke up agian but this time it didn't feel quite right my eyes were soarer than usuall and my fingers were swollen. I went down to the kitchen and asked my mom if she saw that giant ball of fire come crashing down .... "no , I think you were dreaming". " Well ok then , I guess i was" I replied back to her , but not quite sure her awnser was right....
(Later that morning ) When I was walking to school something very very stange happened . Out of no where this dude with a hudge afro jumped out of the bush and threatened to destroy me with his...... "afro"? I just walked away thinking he was a crazy person. But that was not the last time I saw Afro man! Later that day ,coming home from school Afro man jumped out of the tree in my back yard , I was starting to get alittle bit annoyed with this dude now. This time hard shell tacos started coming out of his afro and was aming at me . Then the stangest thing yet to come fire crackers started to come out of the finger tips and lazer beams out of my eyes making the Afro man disapear into a big fog like cloud. But I had a feeling that was not the last time I would see Afro man. That nigt after diner I went up to my room to think about the crazy day I had just had. When I heard what sounded like ferious dogs and a frustrated man. When I looked out my window I was not surprised to see it was Afro man. He was slumped over my high fence trying to get over it with dogs nipping at his feet. Ok i was really starting to get annoyed with Afro man now . I then jumped out of my bedroom window pushed Afro man off the fence and ran away oh and I also shot him with some lazer beams to slow him down but honestly I don't think he's even close to done with me , or so I thought. When I went to bed I saw a figure standing in my door way with a hudge hat oohhhh wait ......its an AFRO . I then started fireing my red and blue lazer beams out of my eyes they represented ice and fire.Then I found a weakness in me when he started to to shoot donuts at me (whats with this dude and food) my amazing bubble of steal could not stop the delious donuts from coming at me though......
Then something incrideable happend when a hudge alien ship came down and a turtle green beam came out of it and snatched him away proably saving this super heros life I was like "haha" and he was like"curse you I will be back ". But Iwasn't worried because me and my family where moving to california and how would he find me there . A few mounths later .... We were finally seatled in to our new home and I am now famous for saving people from vilans and other dangers they mights face now . I was known as "Jadar".I was quite happy though that no one knows that it was accually me not even my parents cause I didn't tell a soul ...I was brushing my teeth and I heard a familiar noise, ferious dogs and a frustrated man. I looked out the window scared for what I would see but... There was nothing to worrie about because it was just my clumsy neighboor and there angry and partly blind dogs.... THE END!
(Later that morning ) When I was walking to school something very very stange happened . Out of no where this dude with a hudge afro jumped out of the bush and threatened to destroy me with his...... "afro"? I just walked away thinking he was a crazy person. But that was not the last time I saw Afro man! Later that day ,coming home from school Afro man jumped out of the tree in my back yard , I was starting to get alittle bit annoyed with this dude now. This time hard shell tacos started coming out of his afro and was aming at me . Then the stangest thing yet to come fire crackers started to come out of the finger tips and lazer beams out of my eyes making the Afro man disapear into a big fog like cloud. But I had a feeling that was not the last time I would see Afro man. That nigt after diner I went up to my room to think about the crazy day I had just had. When I heard what sounded like ferious dogs and a frustrated man. When I looked out my window I was not surprised to see it was Afro man. He was slumped over my high fence trying to get over it with dogs nipping at his feet. Ok i was really starting to get annoyed with Afro man now . I then jumped out of my bedroom window pushed Afro man off the fence and ran away oh and I also shot him with some lazer beams to slow him down but honestly I don't think he's even close to done with me , or so I thought. When I went to bed I saw a figure standing in my door way with a hudge hat oohhhh wait ......its an AFRO . I then started fireing my red and blue lazer beams out of my eyes they represented ice and fire.Then I found a weakness in me when he started to to shoot donuts at me (whats with this dude and food) my amazing bubble of steal could not stop the delious donuts from coming at me though......
Then something incrideable happend when a hudge alien ship came down and a turtle green beam came out of it and snatched him away proably saving this super heros life I was like "haha" and he was like"curse you I will be back ". But Iwasn't worried because me and my family where moving to california and how would he find me there . A few mounths later .... We were finally seatled in to our new home and I am now famous for saving people from vilans and other dangers they mights face now . I was known as "Jadar".I was quite happy though that no one knows that it was accually me not even my parents cause I didn't tell a soul ...I was brushing my teeth and I heard a familiar noise, ferious dogs and a frustrated man. I looked out the window scared for what I would see but... There was nothing to worrie about because it was just my clumsy neighboor and there angry and partly blind dogs.... THE END!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
my resturant
The Fire Cracker My specialtiy is flavored gum but no just any ordinary flavored gum cupcake flavored and chococlate flavored cookie flavored and any flavor of gum you could imagian because you make it your self .The gum is cooked by mixing with what ever flavor you want and very very sticky cookie dough as stricky as melted gummy bears.....with no flavor at first until they are mixed and explode with flavor . The chairs are big bright bubbles and the waiters are dressed in beautiful bubble dresses and crazy bubble tuxedos. The walls are little sticky prickly circles stuck together and the floor is super bouncable like a flabby cow
The buillding is a crazy big circle that look like a giant bubble . . The entrance is a really wavy slide as wavy as the sea on a stormy day and the exit is a upward slide thing just as fun . But it doesn't just serve gum it serves other stuff to but gum is like half of what it serves.The gum melts in your mouth and sticks to the top of your mouth and never looses flavor . When you first bite into it your mouth explodes with flavor and color.
Friday, January 29, 2010
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